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Evolutionary Theory: Why Horses Are Hoarse (Neigh!)

This horse may or may not be hoarse. There is a breed of woman known as a horsey woman. The definition for this is as follows: Horsey Woman – adjective and preposition (also an adverb): A type of woman...

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Evolutionary Theory: Why Rattlesnakes Have a Rattle

What a friendly looking little darling! When one thinks of aggressive animals one typically turns to hippos, an outraged herd of elephants, scorpions, and (of course) the rattlesnake. Indeed, the...

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Design Floors vs Design Flaws: Which is Best?

Wow! That’s an amazing design flaw! The thing about design floors is they aren’t as good as design flaws. What’s a flaw? Something which isn’t quite right, such as a pop tart which doesn’t pop, high...

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What Came First: The Egg or the Egg Yolk?

It’s like the sun surfing in a pool of milk! Whilst many people concern themselves with the grand notion of the chicken or egg causality dilemma, we’ve got far bigger eggs to fry. Being staggering...

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Extraordinary: This Duplicitous Word Isn’t Extra Ordinary

Well now isn’t that extra ordinary? I can think of far more outlandish things. Of late, we’ve made the habit of not writing “extraordinary” as we’ve got an issue with the word. We’re not claustrophobic...

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Sockiology: Researching the Role of Socks in Human Society

Socks, which are essential to the study of sockiology. Sociology is boring, but socks aren’t. Thusly, we’re proposing a new scientific study about socks: sockiology. Why? As there’s so much we don’t...

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Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

Representing parts of the UK. “This is what it feels like to be young now. Not only are we screwed, but we have to listen to lectures about our laziness..." Today, a polemical rant. We’ve wanted to get...

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The Archers: Why We Hate BBC Radio 4’s Stupid Soap Opera

Urgh… enough to strike fear into any decent human. Recently listening to the Church of Wittertainment on Radio 5 Live, one segment had a 50+ couple review various BBC radio programmes. Turns out they...

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How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

Type that out, guru! Don’t forget to indent! When one has gained numerous years as a professional, either as a manager or business owner, one reaches a higher stature of person. Superiority. Thusly, it...

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Bombastic Brian’s Resplendent Bingo Bonanza [Sponsored Post]

Remember: Bingo shouldn’t be TOO much fun. Welcome to Bombastic Brian’s Resplendent Bingo Bonanza, the ONLY bingo company in the world run by a verbose, turgid, and highfalutin CEO. That’s me… Brian!...

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